What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda