When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around