Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else