How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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HellIfIknow

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side