How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side