What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel