What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.