What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration