What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.