What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only