What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!