Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree