Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.