What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!