What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!