What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME