Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.