Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"