Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.