Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.