Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.