What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.