What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.