Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."