When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Good Girl Jokes More Good Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*