Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!