Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!