Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.