Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

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