What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*