What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.