What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six