Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here