Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team?

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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.