What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.