What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.