Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.