What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*