Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Doctor WHo

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Because he was salty

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By the "M" on his pajamas.

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A double!

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Baseball.

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See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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Accidentally hit submit before you

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)