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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT: