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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"