Accidentally hit submit before you
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there's no karma involved.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Submitting a stool sample.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
I dunno, i just click submit
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Do I hand my life in
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because today's April full!
I submit - Craven Moorehead
No, wait.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
liars
I'll tell you on my next post
No one told him he's black.
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Pitch for December
Because they all involve iPatches.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A stool sample.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
