Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What did the diligent whore get for Christmas?

lots and lots of karma

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

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What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!