Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What did the diligent whore get for Christmas?

lots and lots of karma

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.