What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.