What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!