What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!