What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS