What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.