What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit