What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark