Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter