Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter