Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.