Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !