Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.