What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"