What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.