What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!