Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.