Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.