Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke