Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.