Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.