Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.