What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.