What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.