What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner