What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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Event Jokes More Event Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"