What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban