Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!