What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction