Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.