Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Re-tail.

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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He has a reptile dysfunction.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)