They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
He found Hillary's emails
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.