Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.