What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.