What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.