Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
He knew they were going to ice him.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
He had tentackles.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
About half of them.
Because, he's just dying to party.
They're easier to find in the dark.