How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.