How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....