Because Missouri loves company
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An incorporation.
Spacex
Discover.
Because he was a ate professional!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Microsoft
Nun of your business.
About half of them.
Because they let IT go
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
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DLC.
Fry-by-night!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A MexiCo.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because his family had stock in the company.
Your mom.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because nobody likes his company!
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Sycamore trees!
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Because he is a little shellfish.
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
A Carabiner
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
I don't have a Lamborghini
The cauc.
It was done in A minor.
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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
