Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra?

Microsoft

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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I love Satan

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What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

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